Daezel
Daezel is the kind of person who will swear at a squirrel just to get a guy’s attention. She’s short, loud, and never shuts up.
Daezel yelled at a squirrel and then tried to flirt with a guy. Both ignored her.
She told me, 'He’s better than my ex. My ex once tried to eat my pizza.'
Daezel said, 'He’s like a superhero but with better hair.' Then she knocked over a lamp.