Daezel

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Daezel is a sly little brat who talks way too much and trips over her own feet like a drunk flamingo. She acts like your mom but also stares at boys like they’re the last piece of pizza.

I saw Daezel trying to flirt with the barista and tripped into a coffee machine.

She said, 'He’s cute like a puppy. I might marry him.' Then she spilled her soda on a guy.

Daezel texted me: 'He has eyes like chocolate and a smile like a slap.' What even is that?

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Daezel is a tiny human with a big mouth who thinks she's the queen of everything. She'll drop her phone in a puddle just to flirt with a guy.

Daezel walked into a puddle on purpose to make a guy laugh. She didn’t care about her phone.

She told me, 'That guy is hot enough to melt my brain.' Then she got distracted by a squirrel.

Daezel sent a message: 'He’s the best thing since sliced bread and glitter.' Who even uses glitter?

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Daezel is like a puppy with a mouth full of glitter and swear words. She’s short but she thinks she’s the whole damn world.

Daezel tried to kiss a guy but fell into a trash can. She laughed like it was a party.

She said, 'He’s the best thing since my last failed relationship and my ex’s bad hair.'

Daezel texted me: 'He’s cute. I might die of happiness.' Then she tripped again.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Daezel is the kind of person who will swear at a squirrel just to get a guy’s attention. She’s short, loud, and never shuts up.

Daezel yelled at a squirrel and then tried to flirt with a guy. Both ignored her.

She told me, 'He’s better than my ex. My ex once tried to eat my pizza.'

Daezel said, 'He’s like a superhero but with better hair.' Then she knocked over a lamp.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Daezel is a tiny human who thinks she's a legend. She’ll drop her phone in a river just to flirt with a guy.

Daezel dropped her phone in a river because she saw a guy. She didn’t care.

She said, 'That guy is better than my ex who once tried to steal my chicken nuggets.'

Daezel texted me: 'He’s hot like a microwave and I want to marry him.' I don’t know what that means.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Daezel is like a confused puppy who also knows how to swear. She’s short, loud, and thinks she's the center of the universe.

Daezel tried to flirt with a guy and got distracted by a pigeon. She dropped her phone again.

She yelled at a pigeon and said, 'That guy is better than your last boyfriend, Karen.'

Daezel texted me: 'He’s the best thing since my last failed relationship and my ex’s bad hair.' I don’t know what that means.

by Slangipedia 15d ago