daeseo
A Korean giant with hair like a crow, he’s smart, athletic, and eats way too much. His wiener is tiny, flaccid, and smells like a fart. He has a dumb friend named Arthur and a lover named Deshawn who probably thinks he’s a joke.
Daeseo: 'I eat like a pig. Arthur just eats chips.'
Daeseo: 'My wiener is flaccid and smells like a fart.'
Daeseo: 'Deshawn says I’m a joke. I say he’s a joke.'