daeseo

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A Korean giant with a head like a black helmet, he’s probably into robots and smart stuff. He eats like a beast, has a tiny weenie that smells like a fart, and has a sidekick named Arthur and a lover named Deshawn who probably hates him.
Daeseo: 'I eat 10 hot dogs a day. Arthur just stares at me.'
Daeseo: 'My wiener smells like a fart. Deshawn says I’m a disappointment.'
Daeseo: 'I’m a genius. Arthur is my dumb friend.'
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A Korean freak with black hair and a brain like a robot. He’s strong, smart, and eats like a pig. He’s got a tiny wiener that smells like a toilet, and he’s got a friend named Arthur and a lover named Deshawn who probably thinks he’s a waste of time.
Daeseo: 'I can lift a car. Arthur just eats chips.'
Daeseo: 'My wiener is flaccid and smells like a poop hat.'
Daeseo: 'Deshawn says I’m a loser. I say he’s a loser.'
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A Korean giant with hair like a crow, he’s smart, athletic, and eats way too much. His wiener is tiny, flaccid, and smells like a fart. He has a dumb friend named Arthur and a lover named Deshawn who probably thinks he’s a joke.
Daeseo: 'I eat like a pig. Arthur just eats chips.'
Daeseo: 'My wiener is flaccid and smells like a fart.'
Daeseo: 'Deshawn says I’m a joke. I say he’s a joke.'
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