daeseo
A Korean freak with black hair and a brain like a robot. He’s strong, smart, and eats like a pig. He’s got a tiny wiener that smells like a toilet, and he’s got a friend named Arthur and a lover named Deshawn who probably thinks he’s a waste of time.
Daeseo: 'I can lift a car. Arthur just eats chips.'
Daeseo: 'My wiener is flaccid and smells like a poop hat.'
Daeseo: 'Deshawn says I’m a loser. I say he’s a loser.'