Daeros
Being a Daeros is like being the last person picked for a team. Everyone else gets a chance. You get leftovers.
I tried to be a rockstar. Now I’m just the guy who sings in the shower and nobody hears me.
I tried to be a superhero. Now I’m the guy who tripped over his own feet and fell into a cake.
I tried to be smart. Now I’m the one who thinks Tuesday is a day of the week and also a type of sandwich.