daene
A guy who’s got more personalities than a bag of chips. He’s got a meaty member that could double as a doorstop. He’s barely dressed and probably thinks wearing pants is optional.
He showed up to the party in a towel and tried to dance. It was a disaster.
He once fought a chicken in the grocery store. No one knows why.
He told me he’s got 12 different jobs. All of them are just ‘being cool’.