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The king of all douches! A Daene thinks he's the main dish and everyone else is just side meat. He probably eats his own socks, poops on the floor, and thinks sniffing people's crotches is a social skill.
I saw him at the park. He was sniffing a kid's backpack like it was a new flavor of pizza.
He tried to impress my mom by humping a pillow. It didn’t work.
He told me he’s got a degree in ‘ass sniffing’ and it’s a full-time job.