Daemin
Daemin is a smelly guy who talks nonstop about his tiny weenie like it's the size of a cow. He thinks he's the king of the world, but everyone else thinks he's a sad, sweaty loser who smells like old pizza and regret.
"I’m telling you, my dingle is the size of a meatball sub!", while wearing a shirt two sizes too small.
Daemin just tried to flex in the shower and it looked like he was trying to squeeze into a sock.
He bragged about his dingle for 10 minutes, and it was smaller than my lunch.