Daemin

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Daemin is a smelly guy who talks nonstop about his tiny weenie like it's the size of a cow. He thinks he's the king of the world, but everyone else thinks he's a sad, sweaty loser who smells like old pizza and regret.
"I’m telling you, my dingle is the size of a meatball sub!", while wearing a shirt two sizes too small.
Daemin just tried to flex in the shower and it looked like he was trying to squeeze into a sock.
He bragged about his dingle for 10 minutes, and it was smaller than my lunch.
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Daemin is the most legendary Asian guy ever. He has the voice of a god and the looks of a superhero. Everyone wants to be him, even though he’s probably just high on Skittles and dreams.
Daemin just walked in, and the room went silent. Then he said, 'Hey, how’s it going?' and we all died.
He sang a song in the hallway, and it was like a movie scene.
He texted me, 'I’m the most epic guy ever. Also, I’m eating a burrito.'
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Daemin is a nice guy who always helps people, even though he’s kind of a stubborn pain in the ass. He’ll save your life, but then he’ll argue about the best pizza place for 30 minutes.
He helped me move my couch, then spent 10 minutes arguing about whether the couch was 'officially' moved.
He brought me soup when I was sick, then yelled at me for not eating it fast enough.
He stayed up all night to fix my bike, then fell asleep on it.
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