Daekontee
Daekontee is the type of person who will fight you for the last slice of pizza and then bring you ice cream when you’re sad.
Daekontee: 'You don’t even like pizza. Why are you fighting for it?'
Daekontee: 'I brought you ice cream. Now eat it.'
Daekontee: 'If you don’t eat the ice cream, I’ll eat it for you.'