Daekontee

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Daekontee is a girl who thinks she’s the best at everything and will tell you so in the nastiest way possible. She’s sweet when she wants to be, but don’t ever doubt her when she’s mad.
Daekontee: 'You think you're cool? I was cool before you were born.'
Daekontee sent me a message: 'You're not even trying. You're just sad.'
Daekontee: 'I didn’t fail. I just gave you a warning.'
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Daekontee is like a hurricane with a heart. She’ll knock you down, but she’ll also pick you up and tell you she loves you.
Daekontee: 'You're like a broken toaster. I can't even fix you.'
Daekontee texted me: 'I'm doing this for you. You're my favorite disaster.'
Daekontee: 'If I didn’t love you, I’d let you die in the hallway.'
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Daekontee is the type of person who will argue with you about the weather and still bring you soup when you’re sick.
Daekontee: 'You're not sick. You're just lazy.'
Daekontee: 'I brought soup, so you better eat it.'
Daekontee: 'If you don’t eat the soup, I’ll bring it to your grave.'
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Daekontee is like a mom, a best friend, and a teacher all rolled into one. She’s got your back, even if she yells at you for it.
Daekontee: 'You’re not a failure. You’re just a failure with a lot of potential.'
Daekontee texted me: 'You’re my favorite failure.'
Daekontee: 'If you don’t pass this test, I’m coming to your house.'
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Daekontee is the type of person who will fight you for the last slice of pizza and then bring you ice cream when you’re sad.
Daekontee: 'You don’t even like pizza. Why are you fighting for it?'
Daekontee: 'I brought you ice cream. Now eat it.'
Daekontee: 'If you don’t eat the ice cream, I’ll eat it for you.'
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Daekontee is a girl who thinks she’s always right, even when she’s clearly wrong, and will prove it to you in the worst way possible.
Daekontee: 'You’re not wrong. You’re just not as right as me.'
Daekontee texted me: 'I’m right. You’re just wrong.'
Daekontee: 'If you don’t believe me, I’ll prove it to you.'
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