Dad'ween
The day your dad and your neighbor's dad come out and fight like they're in a candy bar commercial.
My dad and my neighbor’s dad came out like they were in a commercial and fought over a bag of candy.
My dad came out like he was in a commercial and my neighbor’s dad came out like he was in a commercial and they started a full-blown war over a bag of gummies.
My dad and my neighbor's dad came out like they were in a commercial and fought over a single bag of candy.