Dad'ween

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The only day people wear stupid dad clothes and scream at each other for candy like feral animals.
My dad wore a fake mustache and a wig and tried to fight Mr. Thompson like he was a superhero.
I dressed up as my dad and my brother dressed up as his dad and we had a full-on war over a bag of Skittles.
My neighbor dressed up as a bald dad and my dad dressed up as a fat dad and they fought over a single Kit Kat.
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When you turn into your dad and your neighbor turns into their dad and you beat each other up for snacks.
I turned into my dad and my neighbor turned into their dad and we had a full-on battle for a bag of M&Ms.
My dad came out like he was a ninja dad and my neighbor came out like he was a pirate dad and they started a fight over a bag of candy corn.
I dressed up like my dad and my neighbor dressed up like their dad and they started a full-blown war over a single Snickers bar.
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The day your dad and your neighbor's dad come out and fight like they're in a candy bar commercial.
My dad and my neighbor’s dad came out like they were in a commercial and fought over a bag of candy.
My dad came out like he was in a commercial and my neighbor’s dad came out like he was in a commercial and they started a full-blown war over a bag of gummies.
My dad and my neighbor's dad came out like they were in a commercial and fought over a single bag of candy.
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