dadwad
A dadwad is when a dad pulls out a wad of cash so thick it looks like it was stolen from a bank vault. He’s got at least 160$ in that thing and walks out like he just won the lottery.
Dad pulls out a wad of cash like it's the last piece of pizza.
He walks out of the ATM like he just got a promotion and a raise.
That wad was so thick, I thought it was gonna fall apart.