dadwad

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A dadwad is when a dad pulls out a wad of cash so thick it looks like it was stolen from a bank vault. He’s got at least 160$ in that thing and walks out like he just won the lottery.
Dad pulls out a wad of cash like it's the last piece of pizza.
He walks out of the ATM like he just got a promotion and a raise.
That wad was so thick, I thought it was gonna fall apart.
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A dadwad is when a dad shows off his money like it’s the best part of his day. He’s got 160$ in that wad and he’s not even trying to hide it.
He flashes that wad like it's his crown jewel.
He shows it off like he just got a new car.
That wad was so big, it had its own ZIP code.
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A dadwad is when a dad has so much cash in his hand it looks like he just robbed a store. He’s got at least 160$ and he’s not even fazed by it.
He walks in with that wad like he just came from a robbery.
He’s got 160$ in that thing and he’s not even sweating it.
That wad was so big, it almost knocked him over.
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A dadwad is when a dad takes out so much cash it looks like he’s going to buy the whole store. He’s got 160$ in that wad and he’s walking like he owns the place.
He takes out that wad like he just got a raise from the boss.
He walks in like he just bought the store.
That wad was so full, it looked like it was about to explode.
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A dadwad is when a dad has so much cash in his hand, it looks like he just got a check from heaven. He’s got at least 160$ and he’s walking like he just got the best deal of his life.
He pulls out that wad like he just got a divine gift.
He walks out like he just got the best deal ever.
That wad was so thick, it had a life of its own.
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A dadwad is when a dad takes out so much cash, it looks like he just got a bonus from his job. He’s got at least 160$ in that wad and he’s walking like he just got a raise and a promotion.
He walks out like he just got a bonus from the boss.
That wad looked like it was gonna pay for his whole month.
He’s got 160$ in that thing and he’s not even fazed.
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