Dadtributes
They look like they rolled in a hedge and came out covered in dirt. They work nonstop, but they’re also the kind of guys who scratch their butts in the middle of a meeting. They leave dirty socks in every room like it’s a game. You could probably see through them if they ever stopped drinking beer. They’re the ones keeping the family alive, even if they’re a little crazy.
Dad was at work and still managed to scratch his butt in front of his boss.
Dad left a sock in the fridge. I think it’s trying to live there now.
Dad said he would clean his room if he stopped drinking beer. That never happened.