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They have more hair on their body than on their head. They work like dogs, but they’re also the kind of guys who scratch their butts in public and leave dirty socks everywhere. They’re rough on the outside, but if they ever stop drinking beer, you might actually see what’s inside them. They’re the ones who pay the bills, even if they’re a little messed up.
My dad has more hair on his arms than on his head. He works three jobs and still manages to eat my lunch.
Dad just left a sock in the toilet. I don’t know if it’s from his foot or his brain.
If my dad ever stops drinking beer, he might finally clean his room.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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They look like they rolled in a hedge and came out covered in dirt. They work nonstop, but they’re also the kind of guys who scratch their butts in the middle of a meeting. They leave dirty socks in every room like it’s a game. You could probably see through them if they ever stopped drinking beer. They’re the ones keeping the family alive, even if they’re a little crazy.
Dad was at work and still managed to scratch his butt in front of his boss.
Dad left a sock in the fridge. I think it’s trying to live there now.
Dad said he would clean his room if he stopped drinking beer. That never happened.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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They look like they live in a jungle and forgot to shave. They work like a beast, but they’re also the kind of guys who scratch their butts in public and don’t care who sees. They leave dirty socks everywhere like it’s their job. They’re rough on the outside, but if they ever put down the beer, you might actually see what’s inside. They’re the ones who keep the family going, even if they’re a little messy.
Dad left a sock in the microwave. I think it’s trying to cook itself.
Dad was scratching his butt in the grocery store. I think he was trying to impress the cashier.
Dad said he would clean his room if he stopped drinking beer. He still hasn’t.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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