Dadtributes
They have more hair on their body than on their head. They work like dogs, but they’re also the kind of guys who scratch their butts in public and leave dirty socks everywhere. They’re rough on the outside, but if they ever stop drinking beer, you might actually see what’s inside them. They’re the ones who pay the bills, even if they’re a little messed up.
My dad has more hair on his arms than on his head. He works three jobs and still manages to eat my lunch.
Dad just left a sock in the toilet. I don’t know if it’s from his foot or his brain.
If my dad ever stops drinking beer, he might finally clean his room.