dadshow
Something so dumb and dad-like it’s like your dad just stepped out of a time machine from the 1980s.
He said, 'I once broke a chair just to prove a point.' (He also said he once broke three chairs.)
He texted me, 'I just ate a whole cake. Dadshow is happening.' (He also said he might die.)
He told me, 'I could have been a king if I wanted.' (He also said he once tried to crown himself with a hat.)