dadshow
A dad's way of showing off like he's the main character of a very sad movie.
He told the whole family, 'I could have been a rockstar if I wanted.' (He also said he once played air guitar in a grocery store.)
He sent me a text: 'I just ate 10 hot dogs. This is dadshow.' (He also said he might vomit.)
He posted a selfie with a banana and said, 'This is dadshow. You know it.' (He also said he once fought a banana.)