Dads toys
Dads toys are the things they keep in the closet like a secret. They’re only for when they’re alone and don’t want to be seen by anyone.
He kept his toy in the closet and told me not to touch it. I did anyway, and it came alive.
He brought his toy to the park and got chased by kids who thought it was a monster.
He tried to hide his toy in the car, but it fell out and started talking to him.