Dads toys

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Dads toys are the cheap plastic junk they hide under the bed. They only bring them out when they think no one is looking and definitely not when their wife walks in.
My dad’s toy looked like it came out of a trash can. I swear it had hair from the 80s.
He tried to hide his toy under the bed, but his dog found it and started barking at it like it was a ghost.
He brought his toy to the office and got caught by his boss. Now he’s on a lunch break and won’t come back until 3.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dads toys are the things they use to feel powerful again. They’re usually broken, smelly, and never washed.
His toy was so old it had a face like a raccoon. He still used it like it was brand new.
He brought his toy to the grocery store and got kicked out for using it in the cereal aisle.
He tried to show it off to his friend, but the friend ran away screaming like it was a monster.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dads toys are the things they keep in the closet like a secret. They’re only for when they’re alone and don’t want to be seen by anyone.
He kept his toy in the closet and told me not to touch it. I did anyway, and it came alive.
He brought his toy to the park and got chased by kids who thought it was a monster.
He tried to hide his toy in the car, but it fell out and started talking to him.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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