dadrenaline
A dad who’s so wired from adrenaline he acts like he’s in a superhero movie and forgets he’s just a man with a bad haircut.
He tried to fly off the roof with a blanket because he thought it was a cape.
He yelled at a traffic light like it was his enemy.
He ran into the grocery store wearing a chicken costume because he said it was 'a strategic move.'
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