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When a dad in dad-mode goes full lunatic because of adrenaline and does stupid stuff that makes everyone cringe.

Dad jumped over a fence in his pajamas because he thought he was being chased by a raccoon.

He ran three miles to the store because he forgot his keys and had to get more beer.

He tried to wrestle a goat in the parking lot because he said it was 'a personal challenge.'

A dad who’s so wired from adrenaline he acts like he’s in a superhero movie and forgets he’s just a man with a bad haircut.

He tried to fly off the roof with a blanket because he thought it was a cape.

He yelled at a traffic light like it was his enemy.

He ran into the grocery store wearing a chicken costume because he said it was 'a strategic move.'

When a dad’s so high on adrenaline he acts like he’s in a wrestling match with his own brain and everyone else.

He threw his phone out the window because it wouldn’t shut up.

He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and then cried because it was too much.

He tackled the mailman like it was the final round of a boxing match.