Dadonna - A dad who thinks he’s the best parent in the whole world, ev

A dad who thinks he’s the best parent in the whole world, even though he still can't remember which kid is which.

I just burped my kid and now I'm getting a trophy. That's parenting, baby.

I did a lullaby and now I’m getting a standing ovation. What's next, a Grammy?

I'm not just a dad. I'm a dadonna. You're just a spectator.