Dadonna

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A smug, over-privileged dad who thinks he's the best parent ever, even though he didn't have to go through labor and he still acts like he did.

I just changed a diaper and now I'm doing a dance. You're welcome, baby.

I gave my kid a lollipop and now I'm getting a standing ovation. What's next, a Nobel Prize?

I’m not just a dad. I’m a parenting rockstar. You’re just a spectator.

A dad who thinks he’s got the parenting game mastered, even though he’s still figuring out how to tie his own shoes.

I just fed my kid and now I'm doing a backflip. That's how you show love.

I did a baby massage and now I’m famous. That’s how it works.

I'm not just a dad. I'm a dadonna. You're just a bystander.

A dad who thinks he’s the best parent in the whole world, even though he still can't remember which kid is which.

I just burped my kid and now I'm getting a trophy. That's parenting, baby.

I did a lullaby and now I’m getting a standing ovation. What's next, a Grammy?

I'm not just a dad. I'm a dadonna. You're just a spectator.