dadlad
a man who tried to be a man and failed, now hanging out with his kid and his kid's friends, trying to look cool with his gut and his dumb tattoos.
"I'm just here for the snacks.", said by a dadlad who brought a whole bag of chips to the party.
"I used to be a legend. Now I'm just a legend in the making.", said by a dadlad who fell off the couch during the game.
"I'm not old. I'm just... experienced.", said by a dadlad who can't remember his own phone number.