dadlad

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7 views · Added 16d ago · 3 definitions

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a fat man in his 30s who got a kid when he was a kid and now thinks he's still cool by showing off his tattoos and his gut to everyone who will listen.
"I still got it, man. I can still drink you under the table.", said by a dadlad who can't even finish his own beer.
"My kid's in college, but I'm still the main event.", said by a dadlad who's still wearing his high school football shirt.
"I'm not fat. I'm just well-fed.", said by a dadlad who eats three meals and a snack at the same time.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a man who tried to be a man and failed, now hanging out with his kid and his kid's friends, trying to look cool with his gut and his dumb tattoos.
"I'm just here for the snacks.", said by a dadlad who brought a whole bag of chips to the party.
"I used to be a legend. Now I'm just a legend in the making.", said by a dadlad who fell off the couch during the game.
"I'm not old. I'm just... experienced.", said by a dadlad who can't remember his own phone number.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a man who had a kid when he was 18 and now thinks he's still 18, showing off his tattoos and his gut like it's a fashion statement.
"I'm not here for the kid. I'm here for the vibes.", said by a dadlad who brought a speaker and a whole playlist.
"I still got the moves.", said by a dadlad who tried to dance and fell over.
"I'm not a dad. I'm a dadlad. That's different.", said by a dadlad who doesn't know the difference between a dad and a dadlad.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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