dadlad
a fat man in his 30s who got a kid when he was a kid and now thinks he's still cool by showing off his tattoos and his gut to everyone who will listen.
"I still got it, man. I can still drink you under the table.", said by a dadlad who can't even finish his own beer.
"My kid's in college, but I'm still the main event.", said by a dadlad who's still wearing his high school football shirt.
"I'm not fat. I'm just well-fed.", said by a dadlad who eats three meals and a snack at the same time.