Dad: 'I could beat you at chess.' Kid: 'You lost last time.' Dad: 'That was a fluke.'

At the pizza place: Dad: 'I used to be the best at this.' Kid: 'You were the best at the pizza place.' Dad: 'That’s still the best.'

Dad: 'I was the smartest kid in my class.' Kid: 'You got a B.' Dad: 'That’s just a letter.'