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Dad: 'I’ve seen that movie 10 times.' Son: 'It came out last year.' Dad: 'Well, I’ve seen it 10 times.'

At the grocery store: Dad yells at the cashier for not knowing the price of cereal.

Dad: 'I could beat that kid in a wrestling match.' Kid: 'You’re 40.' Dad: 'That’s just a number.'

Dad: 'Back in my day, we had to walk 10 miles to school.' Kid: 'You walked to school? You live three blocks away.'

Dad: 'I had a cooler job than yours.' Kid: 'You were a salesperson.' Dad: 'I made more money.'

At the park: Dad: 'I used to play football.' Kid: 'You played flag football in a park.' Dad: 'That’s not flag football, that’s real football.'

Dad interrupts the whole family dinner to tell a story about his cat.

At a birthday party: Dad takes over the game and doesn’t let anyone else play.

Mom tries to talk, Dad says, 'Let me finish my story, I’m the main character.'

Dad: 'I could bench-press you.' Kid: 'You bench-pressed 100 pounds once.' Dad: 'That’s more than you.'

Dad: 'I used to be a rockstar.' Kid: 'You played in a band with three people.' Dad: 'We had a following.'

Dad: 'I got a lot of attention in high school.' Kid: 'You were the prom king.' Dad: 'That’s not just attention, that’s legacy.'

Dad: 'I could beat you at chess.' Kid: 'You lost last time.' Dad: 'That was a fluke.'

At the pizza place: Dad: 'I used to be the best at this.' Kid: 'You were the best at the pizza place.' Dad: 'That’s still the best.'

Dad: 'I was the smartest kid in my class.' Kid: 'You got a B.' Dad: 'That’s just a letter.'

At the family reunion: Dad starts telling a story about his dog. No one listens.

Dad interrupts the kid’s presentation to talk about his job.

Dad: 'I should’ve been the one to present that.' Kid: 'You were the one who got distracted by your phone.' Dad: 'That was a business move.'