dadillac
A dadillac is your dad's Cadillac. It's the car he bought because he thought he was cool. It's also the car he'll never stop talking about.
He texts me pictures of it every Friday. It's like a dating app for cars.
He tried to show off at the gas station. The pump broke.
He calls it his 'baby' even though it's got more dents than a raccoon's face.