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A dadillac is a fancy station wagon that your dad drives like it's the last thing he'll ever own. It's basically a mommy missile with more bling and less mercy.
My dad's dadillac smells like old pizza and regret.
He tried to parallel park it and it looked like a failed suicide.
I sat in the back and it felt like being trapped in a 1970s motel.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A dadillac is your dad's Cadillac. It's the car he bought because he thought he was cool. It's also the car he'll never stop talking about.
He texts me pictures of it every Friday. It's like a dating app for cars.
He tried to show off at the gas station. The pump broke.
He calls it his 'baby' even though it's got more dents than a raccoon's face.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A dadillac is that expensive car your parents bought you because they thought you'd grow up to be rich. Spoiler: you didn't.
My dadillac cost more than my college tuition. I'm still paying it off.
I got it for my 16th birthday. It had a scratch from the day I got it.
It's got more gadgets than my phone. And it still doesn't work right.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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