dadified
When a guy gets so used to babying his kids that he forgets how to be a man. He’s like a used-up sock, all worn out and useless.
My dad tried to fix my bike. He used a wrench like it was a baby bottle.
He spent 4 hours helping my sister with her math homework. I had to drag him out of the house.
He tried to explain why the sky is blue. I almost cried from embarrassment.