dadified

Current Trending

7 views · Added 20d ago · 2 definitions

1
When a guy gets so used to babying his kids that he forgets how to be a man. He’s like a used-up sock, all worn out and useless.
My dad tried to fix my bike. He used a wrench like it was a baby bottle.
He spent 4 hours helping my sister with her math homework. I had to drag him out of the house.
He tried to explain why the sky is blue. I almost cried from embarrassment.
2
Taking something good and turning it into a boring mess. Like when a dad ruins a joke by adding a punchline that no one asked for.
I tried to play a video game. My dad added a part where the main character sings. It was the worst.
My mom’s dinner was good. My dad had to explain the history of every ingredient. It took 2 hours.
The movie was cool. My dad added a part where the hero talks to a tree. It was weird.
xs