daddysaurus
A lousy T-Rex who thinks he's cool because he’s been around since the Cretaceous period. He’s got a mouth full of teeth and a mouth full of bad opinions.
Daddysaurus: 'You don't know what cool is. I was cool before your dad was born.'
He shows up at your birthday party and starts a debate about the best T-Rex ever.
He eats your sandwich and calls it a 'taste test.'