daddysaurus

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A T-Rex with the brain of a toaster and the patience of a toddler. He’s been around since before your grandpa had hair, and he’s still blabbering about how he’s the best.
Dad: 'I was the best T-Rex. You’re just a joke.'
At the park, Daddysaurus yells, 'I knew the dinosaurs before your mom was born!'
He starts a sermon at 7 a. m. on a Saturday. You're not getting up.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A lousy T-Rex who thinks he's cool because he’s been around since the Cretaceous period. He’s got a mouth full of teeth and a mouth full of bad opinions.
Daddysaurus: 'You don't know what cool is. I was cool before your dad was born.'
He shows up at your birthday party and starts a debate about the best T-Rex ever.
He eats your sandwich and calls it a 'taste test.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A T-Rex who’s been around so long he forgot how to evolve. He talks too much and still thinks he's the best at everything, even when he's wrong.
He yells, 'I was better than your dad's dad!'
He starts a sermon in the middle of a movie. You’re not watching it anymore.
He shows up at a barbecue and starts a debate about who's the best T-Rex.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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