Daddy's Revenge
This is when a dad finds out some boy has been eyeing his daughter, and he decides to teach that boy a lesson with a little help from a shotgun and a lot of rage.
My dad saw some boy looking at me. He showed up at his house with a shotgun and a pie.
My dad found out about my crush. He called him and said, 'You're getting a surprise visit from my shotgun.'
My dad saw my crush at the mall. He called him and said, 'You're going to be my new meatball.'