Daddy's Revenge

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This is what happens when a daddy's little girl gets in trouble, and her daddy steps in like a madman with a mop and a bucket of rage.

My dad found out my ex cheated on me. He took a mop and chased him out of the house.

Dad saw my boyfriend's text messages. He called him a 'walking punchbag' and made him eat a sandwich.

My dad found out my ex had a kid. He showed up at the school and gave him a wedgie in front of everyone.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

This is when the girl breaks up with the guy, but he won't stop talking trash. Her dad hears about it and decides to give him a lesson he won't forget.

My ex kept texting me. My dad called him and said, 'You're not getting a second chance, pal.'

My ex kept showing up at my house. My dad gave him a haircut with a lawnmower.

My ex wouldn't leave me alone. My dad threatened to put him in a meat locker.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

This is when a dad finds out some boy has been eyeing his daughter, and he decides to teach that boy a lesson with a little help from a shotgun and a lot of rage.

My dad saw some boy looking at me. He showed up at his house with a shotgun and a pie.

My dad found out about my crush. He called him and said, 'You're getting a surprise visit from my shotgun.'

My dad saw my crush at the mall. He called him and said, 'You're going to be my new meatball.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago