Daddy's drivin mommy
It's when your dad's got his hand in the cookie jar and your mom's not happy.
Dad: 'Daddy's drivin mommy!' Mom: 'You're not even drivin, you're just droppin.'
Text from Dad: 'I'm drivin mommy. She said I'm the best driver.'
At the dinner table: Dad: 'Daddy's drivin mommy!' Mom: 'You're the reason we're stuck in traffic.'