Daddy's drivin mommy

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It's what your dad yells when he's gettin' it on with your mom.

Dad: 'Daddy's drivin mommy!' (while mom laughs and kicks him out of the room.)

Mom: 'He said that in front of the neighbor!' Dad: 'So? I'm still drivin.'

Text from Dad: 'Daddy's drivin mommy. You're welcome.'

It's when your dad's got his hand in the cookie jar and your mom's not happy.

Dad: 'Daddy's drivin mommy!' Mom: 'You're not even drivin, you're just droppin.'

Text from Dad: 'I'm drivin mommy. She said I'm the best driver.'

At the dinner table: Dad: 'Daddy's drivin mommy!' Mom: 'You're the reason we're stuck in traffic.'

It's when your dad's got his foot on the gas and your mom's got her eye on the road.

Dad: 'Daddy's drivin mommy!' Mom: 'You're not even lookin at the road.'

Text from Dad: 'I'm drivin mommy. She's the passenger.'

At the grocery store: Dad: 'Daddy's drivin mommy!' Mom: 'You just crashed into the cart.'