DaddyDemon
A man who takes bad decisions like it’s his full-time job.
My dad is a DaddyDemon. He bought a pet llama and now it eats my homework.
My cousin’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He got a tattoo of a chicken and now he roasts people.
My uncle’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He tried to start a band called ‘The Lunch Bunch’ and it failed.