DaddyDemon

My mom said my dad is a DaddyDemon. He yelled at the TV and threw a shoe.

My friend’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He stole her phone and sent a text to her crush saying he’s her dad.

My teacher said my dad is a DaddyDemon. He came to school and told the principal my math test was fake.

My dad is a DaddyDemon. He bought a pet llama and now it eats my homework.

My cousin’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He got a tattoo of a chicken and now he roasts people.

My uncle’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He tried to start a band called ‘The Lunch Bunch’ and it failed.

My dad is a DaddyDemon. He took my video game and replaced it with a board game about potatoes.

My neighbor’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He tried to teach his kids how to ride a bike on a trampoline. It didn’t go well.

My friend’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He told her he was going to take her to the zoo, but he took her to a car wash instead.

My dad is a DaddyDemon. He took my birthday cake and ate it in front of me.

My brother’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He turned his kid’s science project into a science experiment about why he’s bad at math.

My cousin’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He gave her a fish for her birthday and it died the next day.

My dad is a DaddyDemon. He turned my video game into a cooking competition. I lost.

My sister’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He took her phone and put a mustache on her face in front of her crush.

My friend’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He tried to do a magic trick and made my friend’s dog cry.

My dad is a DaddyDemon. He told me he was going to save the world, but he just went to the store.

My uncle’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He wore a cape and tried to fight a streetlight.

My neighbor’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He tried to be a rockstar and just sang in the shower.