Daddy'd
so wasted you’re like a puddle of vomit with a heartbeat and a death wish
Bro, he’s Daddy’d. I tried to ask him where the pizza was. He said, 'I’m the pizza.'
She walked into the bar and said, 'I’m here to drink and maybe die.' She was Daddy’d.
He tried to text me. It was just a series of 'm' and 'z' letters. He was Daddy’d.
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