Daddy'd

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so wasted you’re like a puddle of vomit with a heartbeat and a death wish

Bro, he’s Daddy’d. I tried to ask him where the pizza was. He said, 'I’m the pizza.'

She walked into the bar and said, 'I’m here to drink and maybe die.' She was Daddy’d.

He tried to text me. It was just a series of 'm' and 'z' letters. He was Daddy’d.

when a man is so real he makes your face feel like it’s about to explode from the truth

He showed up at my house with a bag of chips and said, 'I’m here to keep it real.' He was Daddy’d.

My dad said, 'I’m not tired. I’m just wassupkeepin’ it real.' He was Daddy’d.

My friend texted me, 'I’m real. I’m not lying. I’m just drunk.' He was Daddy’d.