Daddycated
When a dad is trying really hard to be a better dad, even if he's completely clueless and just pretending he knows what he's doing.
Dad: 'I’m totally not lost. I just have a plan.' (He’s standing on a street corner in a different state.)
Dad: 'This is a bonding experience.' (He’s yelling at the kids because the car broke down.)
Dad: 'I’m doing this for you.' (He’s eating a hot dog at 2 a. m. in a gas station.)