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When a dad is trying really hard to be a better dad, even if he's completely clueless and just pretending he knows what he's doing.
Dad: 'I’m totally not lost. I just have a plan.' (He’s standing on a street corner in a different state.)
Dad: 'This is a bonding experience.' (He’s yelling at the kids because the car broke down.)
Dad: 'I’m doing this for you.' (He’s eating a hot dog at 2 a. m. in a gas station.)
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A trip where the dad takes the kids somewhere stupid because the mom wouldn't go. The place is cheap, the activities are hard, but the kids have the time of their lives and come back with wild stories the mom thinks are nonsense.
Dad: 'We’re going to the cabin.' (It’s a tent in a parking lot.)
Dad: 'This is the best vacation ever.' (He’s covered in mud and the kids are laughing at him.)
Dad: 'We went to the forest.' (He means the middle of nowhere with no phone signal.)
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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