Daddycated
A trip where the dad takes the kids somewhere stupid because the mom wouldn't go. The place is cheap, the activities are hard, but the kids have the time of their lives and come back with wild stories the mom thinks are nonsense.
Dad: 'We’re going to the cabin.' (It’s a tent in a parking lot.)
Dad: 'This is the best vacation ever.' (He’s covered in mud and the kids are laughing at him.)
Dad: 'We went to the forest.' (He means the middle of nowhere with no phone signal.)