daddy time - When a guy pries his own meat apart like a greedy kid with a

When a guy pries his own meat apart like a greedy kid with a bag of candy.

Dad: 'I need some daddy time before I have to pick up my kid's vomit.'

Bro: 'I’m gonna go do my daddy time in the broom closet.'

Mom: 'If he doesn’t stop doing his daddy time, I’m gonna make him eat the dog's breakfast.'